I Did Not Kill Myself
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“I Did Not Kill Myself” is not a joke. It is a preemptive statement. It is you publicly declaring, in the most innocent looking package possible, that if anything happens to you, it was not a suicide. It was not an accident. It was not you suddenly deciding to end it all while perfectly healthy and vocal about dangerous truths.
This shirt is your dead man’s switch. Wearing this is you telling the world in advance: if I am found with two bullets in the back of the head, if I vanish on a hike without my phone, if I have a sudden unexplained heart attack in custody, do not believe the official story.
I did not kill myself. I got WHACKD!
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Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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